He solemnly placed his scrapbook before his bemused friends. "All my original work,” he said, with his usual deadpan expression. "Several of my articles and papers have been published in their journals by leading Ivy League colleges — particularly, Harvard, Yale, Princeton, Cornell,” he added. "Zoroaster was the first Cosmonaut;” "Smoking cures cancer;” "Tenth Planet discovered by Bombay amateur researcher;” and others covering a wide range of subjects from Mayan cuisine owing its ethnohistorical origin to the Parsi lagan nu bhonu (also served on plantain leaves; with kéra pur eedu being the principal delicacy), to how cataract surgery can be......