Our orthodox columnists, Alamai Kachrawala, Aflatoon Wastrel and Letap Raddiwalla are always in agreement over what they state in their column ("Bawa Bashings"). What normally unites them is a loathing against the alleged liberal bias of Parsiana (Disclaimer: Any liberal content in the magazine is the work of reformist subversives who hack into our mainframe computers and install viruses propagating equality. We are looking into these acts of terrorism and will deal firmly with the culprits once they are identified and their passports confiscated. No one will be spared and the law will take its course).
But for once......