Vaccination is not a joke; it’s a poke!
Where was the jab invented? In a lab!
Which city do you go to get vaccinated? Jabalpur!
How much does a jab cost? Just a buck!
What do children wear when they go to get vaccinated? A jhablu!
How do you go to the hospital to get a jab? In a cab!
You may avoid paying income tax, but you cannot avoid taking the vax.
Fifty years ago people used to go for jam sessions. Now they go for jab sessions.
If you haven’t yet received your vax, don’t unnecessarily vex yourself.
Going for a vaccination is better than going for a vacation.
I was very nervous about getting vaxed. Dr Max said to me, "Just relax!”
When you wax your legs, don’t forget to vax your arms.
Which company’s cosmetics should women use? Vax Factor.
People with vacant minds refuse to get vaccinated.
What do college students do after getting a degree? First, they get a jab; then they get a job.
Whether you have a job or not, a jab is mandatory.
What did the doctor say to his patient? Jab hum miléngé (when we meet)!
Doctor to nurses, "Stop jabbering and start jabbing.”
Companies making and selling the vax are making lax!
I just got a jab and I feel fab!
JAL S. DESAI